to my friend who sent me a text message at 2 in the morning:

what is "prefect... evil laugh" supposed to mean?? I don't trust you. I'm changing the locks on my door.

LOVE,
rach.

p.s. you lameo scheming whatever-you-are. I'm glad we didn't have a Patty's Day Party for you!

edit: the next morning...

me: what is that supposed to mean?
him: huh?
him: In think I am missing something...
me: you sent me a text at 2am.
him: my phone is locked and in my history I don't see any text messages that I sent to you...
him: what did it say?
me: "prefect... evil laugh".

we talked about it later, and apparently his phone decided to send a lot of out-standing texts to people. I just can't for the life of me figure out what he would respond that to. XD