Keeping secrets isn't hard, unless they're my own.

I just feel the need for sympathy I guess.

you know, it would be super awesome if you could become a certified pokemon trainer in real life. like, take a test from nintendo or something and get a certificate and everything.

cos then I would seriously introduce myself to everyone "hey I'm a CERTIFIED pokemon master!" I really would, and you know it. (and I would pass that test eaaasy.)

and THEN they could release new tests for new regions and stuff :O cos they're always going to be coming up with new stuff, y'know. and you could get certified in like, training or breeding or take a massive test on all of it

and the training bit would have separate parts of the test for like what pokemon learns this move or what level it learns it (and you could be in the ballpark for it at least cos that's a lot of information) and type matchups and then maybe to make it legit you could write an essay on your favorite pokemon type XD okay, maybe too much effort for an essay, but still.

idk about the breeding stuff too much since I personally never bothered with it much; maybe provide the ways if you would want to get a certain kind of pokemon, like an eevee with a certain nature or something like that


... and obviously it is really late and I'm FAR too entertained by this idea XD

rm: just so you know your pumpkin has mold in it.
me: ... yeah, I know.

rm2: your pumpkin smells bad!
me: -__-' *takes pumpkin outside to throw it away at 1am*

honestly if I bothered you two about your messes you'd never hear the end of it.

we've lived together too long.