"I’ve found many horrific parallels between outer darkness and the testing center: 1. It is great and spacious 2. It is the end of progression: once you’re in there, you can’t learn any more than you already have 3. It is one of the few places you can’t take your scriptures 4. There is frequent weeping, and wailing and gnashing of teeth."

WAHAHAHAHA!

Mormon humor there, sorry.