Wednesday, October 10, 2007

schwaaat?

  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean the rest have to?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  • If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there?
  • If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

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Thank you, "Things to Ponder" on my iGoogle homepage.

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