Friday, April 27, 2007

lame title.

y'know, I think I'll be starting to update very frequently, since I am being tempted by a computer all of third hour.

well, congrats to blogger! there's currently 1000 blogs up and running. good for them, I like being part of a small-ish community. :D lol.

okay you guys, here's the deal. give me your top three favorite animals and I will tell you something about what those animals represent. but for now, a story that I've been meaning to put on here for a while....

creative writing -- traveling story (when the class wasn't so horrific)
It was a dark and stormy night...
and people were running into oncoming traffic.
It was so crazy that a man walking his dog got run over by a semi-truck.
His body was smeared across the road like jelly.
No one could have predicted the disaster that could have come from our own government.
A lady walking her dog stops to...
see what the comotion was about when a man stole her purse.
Then Superman appeared and saved the chickens.
The chickens gave their regards to the brave Superman.
And then Darth Vader came out with a Kryptonite lightsaber...
to spoil the heroic work done by Superman.
Just then, the sky began to fall.
The benevolent might of the two superbeings made the sun start to explode, but just then!
Bob Villa built a protective shelter with the help of MacGuyver out of three paperclips and ten pounds of cedar hardwood.
A woman began to wail, and a baby fell out of her big belly.
Michael Jackson swooped by on his magic carpet and stole the baby.
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And then the chickens came back and destroyed the world.
THE END.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol. SWEET

Anonymous said...

Three of my favorite animals---

1)Wolves
2)Snow Leapord
3)Fox

Anonymous said...

1. Cheetah
2. Dragon
3. Dog (Siberian Husky/Great Pyrenees)

Rachael said...

Faith-
Wolf = Lyalty, perseverance, success, intuition, learning, the shadow, guardianship, ritual, spirit
*no snow leopard (sry! perhaps I should have posted a list from which you could choose from.)
Fox = Cunning agility, quick-witted, diplomacy, wildness, feminine magic of camoflouge, shape-shifting and invisibility

Officer J-
Cheetah = Swift, insightful, and focused
Dragon = Longevity, infinity, wisdom and power
Dog(general) = Noble, faithful, loyal, teaching, protection, and guidance

chillie <3 said...

Tiger
Eagle
Giraffe

Rachael said...

Tiger = Strength, valor, power, and energy
Eagle = Divine spirit, sacrifice, connection to creator, intelligence, renewal, courage, illumination of spirit, healing, creation, and risk-taker
*no Giraffe. D: