So I was at church today, right? (duh.) and there's this girl behind me. we all got a calender and we notice a tri-stake dance. she turns to her neighbor and says "you know, there's this one boy that's never been to a stake dance?" and of course, I know who it is. the other girl says "really? who?" girl 1 says "stuart."

not that I'm any jealous, of course.